If you've weeded a flower bed instead of throwing things at your spouse or spent your last $20 on a Japanese painted fern, you are the owner of a desperate garden. Smut, indiscriminate sex, manipulation......They are all part of the gene pool in a desperate garden.

  Meet Garden Diva's New Best Friend, M'Liz & Her Desperate Garden


Honey! I should know about desperate gardens.  They're the reason I've survived four marriages and a treacherous affair.  And, the reason why I've abandoned the institution to concentrate on surrounding myself with exotic life.  I know what you're thinking! How can a lady with three-inch ruby nails, in stilettos, cultivate the fascinating and ordinary.  I just do it!

Of course, I'm acquainted with hundreds of gardening secrets.  Did you know that Epsom salts can be your best friend?  They turn a dull rose into a vibrant mauve one and sweeten peppers and tomatoes.  The salts will loosen tight shoes, too, and take the sting out of a sunburn or whisker burns inflicted in the heat of passion.

Where are my manners!  Let me introduce myself.  I'm Mary Elizabeth Dupree, but everyone calls me M'Liz.

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Garden Diva believes the primordial infidelity of nature is the basis of most human instincts and urges. 



Read about her path of discovery and the characters she meets in the garden as Diva documents the hidden life of plants and people.

Learn secrets that put the ease in easy gardening, discover why you should sleep with a banana and find out how Georgio, that gorgeous, cheating cad, finally met his end in the orchard.

Most of all, enjoy desperate gardens.